Jay-z's mother was coming to town, and she really enjoys her mojitos. Jay-z really wanted to get the finest rum possible so he sent his assistant Richard down to cuba for rum straight from the source. When Beyonce got home, she had the same idea, and mentioned it to Jay z. He said, "don't worry, dick's south for her rum, bey"
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