So one day, Jason and his buddies go out golfing. Jason had just got some brand new fancy golfing pants. And he looked good. Like, really good. All suave and everything.
So at the fourth hole or so he goes and gets set. And his new fancy pants make him look good. Like, really good. He takes a couple of practice swings and boy, do his pants make him look good. Like, really good. And then he crouches down and adjusts his ball and when he does his new pants make him look good. Like really good.
Eventually, the group behind Jason and his buddies catch up and they see him taking all this time to get set up. The one man, a crotchety old guy, gets so fed up that he yells to Jason, "Hurry up, you cocksucker!"
To which Jason replies, "Finally, some recognition!"
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