A man decides to return to college in his 30's. Logic is now a required class. He asks the professor, "What is logic?"
The professor replies with a question, "Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Yes," is his reply
"From this I deduce you have a yard, and from this I deduce you live in a house, and you are most likely in a relationship and have children, and are therefore heterosexual."
"That's amazing!"
The next day he explains to his co-worker about the logic class. His co-worker asks about it, so he asks him if he owns a lawnmower.
"No", he replies.
"Well, you're a fag."
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