Redneck quickies 6


You might be a Redneck if...


Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"


There is a gun rack on your bicycle.


Your wedding was held in the delivery room.


Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.


Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.


Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."


The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.


Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.


You picked your teeth from a catalog.


You've ever financed a tattoo.

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