Jake sat in his room and read a porno-magazine. His little sister came in.
She pointed at a dick in the magazine and asked what it was. Jake said: "uhh.. It's..It's a Swan!" . Then she pointed at the balls. "And those?". Jake answered and said "Oh, those are the swans eggs!". "And whats all around?" His sister continued asking. "Thats the swans nest!"
They finnish the conversation and the next day when Jake wakes up, he feels a pain at his dick.
Jakes sister comes in and is very upset, telling him: "Jake I patted your swan tonight, but it spat on me so I broke it's neck, crushed the eggs and set fire to the nest!!"
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