Jacob is in 3rd grade and is having trouble with math. Everyday his teacher, Ms. Johnson, comes over to help him. "You see Jacob, 2+2=4 because four ones make 4 and two ones make 2." Jacob shook his head and agreed like he always does and Ms. Johnson continues to teach. Well, this went on for a couple of months until Ms. Johnson felt aggravated and confused and decided to ask Jacob what he didn't understand and how come he didn't get it. So, the next day Ms. Johnson approaches Jacob when he raises his hand like he always does, and ask him, "Why don't you get this, what don't you understand?" Jacob replies, "I've gotten it all along, you're the one who kept putting their boobs in my face."
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