A nurse and a doctor were pretty close, and one day after work the nurse wanted to ask the doctor for advice.
"Doctor Robbins, do you ever get aroused when you do checkups?" the nurse asked.
"I have, depending on who it is, but I have to visualize something to keep me focused, why do you ask?" said the doctor.
"I am mad at my boyfriend, but really horny, and I want to punish him. "
" just stay the course and you'll be okay. I used to sleep with a lot of my patients, but it's been years."
The nurse now wished she hadn't asked, as knowing the doctor had sex with her patients made her feel uneasy.
That night the nurse couldn't sleep she had let this bother her so much. The next day she called in to speak to the doctor, after deciding not to go in.
The receptionist kept putting her off, and telling her that she would have the doctor call when she could. After several times and a few hours, the nurse grew impatient and asked him why it had taken so long.
The receptionist told her that they were short staffed, and the doctor is taking a little extra care of each patient as a result. The nurse the temp service sent to help out is rather slow, and the doctor has been unable to focus, and it's trying all her patience.
As she heard this, she was very upset, and told the receptionist "cannot work for a person like that, I quit!" and she hung up.
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