A woman is sick of her husband...

(Prepare yourself. You'll be here for a little while)

The guy is a dedicated body builder of 14 years. He's in great shape but he barely pays any attention to his wife. She decides to go and find a better man one night.

She ends up in a nightclub and meets a good looking young Doctor. The two end up talking and finding out they have a lot in common. They dance, drink and laugh the night away.

Before she leaves, she asks the Doctor "Come over to my place tomorrow. I'll send my useless husband out to the shops and we can have some fun".

The doctor agrees.

So inevitably, tomorrow comes. The woman sends her meatheaded husband out to the shops which also happen to be an hours drive each way from their home.

The doctor comes over a few minutes later and the two start having 'adult' fun.
Barely a few minuntes in though, they both hear the bodybuilding husbands car pull into the front driveway. She see's he left his wallet on the bedroom dresser.

"SHIT! He's back. Quickly! Hide somewhere." she yelps.

So the Doctor runs off somewhere in the house.
As the husband clomps up the stairs, the woman barely manages to throw on a dressing gown and sit on the bed with a book.

The husband walks in, sees his wife looking anything other than innocent.

"WOT'S GOIN' ON 'ERE? WHY YOO DRESSED LIKE DAT?" he barks.

"Nothing! Everythings fine!" she stammers.

The husband seems stupid but he does have common sense. he knows someone else is in the house.

He goes into full rampage mode, shouting "HOO'S 'ERE??? HOO'S MESSIN' WIV ME WIFE???"

The guys starts punching everything and generally wrecking shit. Windows get broken, doors get kicked into splinters and so on.
Mid-rampage through the kitchen, he hears a car reversing out of the driveway at the back of his house. Looking out the window, he see's a car trying to leave the driveway.

In an instant, he picks up his fridge, hurls out of the window and it lands on the car roof, crushing it.

So naturally, the police come over and arrest the husband.

On his way out of the door, he trips and bangs his head on the floor. Straight into a concussion.

Some time later, he wakes up in a hospital.

Getting his senses back, he looks around the ward he's in.

There's a guy in the bed to his left who is in the worst shape he's ever seen. He's covered in bandages and hooked up to every known life support machine.

"Holy shit... wot 'appened to yoo?" asks the husband.

"Well, I'm an insurance salesman. I had just finished selling home insurance to a nice couple and was about to head back to the office. When I reversed into a driveway to head back out, a fucking fridge landed on top of my car! I'm paralysed now and there's going to be one hell of a court case once I'm out of here..."

Embarrased, the husband looks over to his right.

There, he see's another man in bad shape. He's also bandaged heavily and on a lot of support machines.

"So wot 'appened to yoo den?" he asks the other man.

"Well you see, I was in this fridge..."