She walks past a room with a man vigorously masturbating. The lady asks the doctor giving the tour what the hell is going on in there. The doctor explains to the woman that the man has a condition where his semen reproduce rapidly, and that if he does not do this every couple of hours his testicles will rupture. Oh the woman says and they resume the tour. As they pass a few more rooms the woman catches a nurse giving a patient a blow job. She asks the doctor what the hell is happening in there. The doctor explains to her that this patient has the same condition as the first guy. The woman asks so why the hell is the nurse giving him a blow job. Well says the doctor he has a better HMO.
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