Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself.
Jody, his former Mrs says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me !"
Next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events.
The following day though when he called, his ex-wife said, "Listen Bozo. I told you we're divorced, split, it's over -- period ! We're divorced. Why do you keep calling here ?"
"Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough."
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