A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man
realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an
early flight to Sydney.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5am." The next
morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am, and that
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed.. it said, "It is 5am, wake up!"
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