Brown and Madam

Good morning, Brown, Brown, Brown, and Brown?
Yes, madam.
May I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
I'm so sorry, Mr. Brown is away sick today.
Oh, then may I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
Mr. Brown is on holiday.
It's very important, may I speak to Mr. Brown?
Mr. Brown is away from the office on business.
Oh, no! Then I'll have to speak to Mr. Brown, it's a matter of life or death!


Mr. Brown speaking!