It's okay to be that guy.

Remember guys, next time you're at a bar or club trying to pick up a girl, there's really only one type of guy to be. That guy is a real panty-dropper, takes shit from everyone, but remains unmoved, gets more ass than anyone else in the room, and
is the first thing a drunk girl wants to see. Next time you're at a bar or club trying to pick up a girl, be a toilet.

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