A few days ago I went to a zoo and the only animal they had was a dog, so I left and went to Starbucks for a coffee...

An Englisman,...

The three of them run into an alley ahead of the cops. "We need to hide"...

A three legged...

And says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"

(OC) I was at an...

(On the Waterfront(1954)) when a clearly disturbed and hyperactive boy...

I don’t mind that...

I mind that I have to hear it from our dog.

Your house plants...

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a...

A mathematician,...

So the mathematician throws three dollars on the ground and whistles for his...

Why are dog...

Because their pinkie is out ^gross

One-Eyed Blonde

Two blondes are walking down the road, when one says, ''Look at that dog...

One of the great...

He lets you know when the pizza arrives.

Q: What side of...

Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.