A man and a midget meet in a restroom.

A guy walks into the restroom to take a leak. He walks up to the urinal and starts to unzip. The restroom door opens and a midget walks in. The midget goes up the urinal next to the guy. The guy, thinking why did he have to pee next to me when there are other urinals available, went about on his business.
As the guy is peeing, he looks over and sees the midget with the biggest cock ever. The midget catches the guy staring and the guy turns away. Seconds later, the guy starts to gaze at the huge member of the midget and the midget catches him again.
"What the hell are you staring at?", said the midget.
"Sorry. It's just that...that your dick is huge. I mean, it's probably 14-15 inches long. I've never seen anything like it."
The midget finishes up and zips up his pants. His anger turns to happiness due to the compliment from the man.
"I'll let you on a little secret, guy. You see, I'm actually a leprechaun. Us leprechauns have huge cocks. Because you made my day I'll grant you 3 wishes."
"Shut up! Are you serious? It has to be my lucky day!", says the guy.
"It is indeed, kind sir. However, before I grant you the 3 wishes you need to do something for me."
"Anything, leprechaun! Just name it."
"You have to let me fuck you in the ass."
"Uhh...I'm not s--"
"You do want 3 wishes, right? Don't you want to be rich? Or maybe have all the hottest girls fight over you?"
"Of course. It's just the thought of you fucking me in my ass...you know what? Forget it! I'll do it!"
So the guy drops his pants and the leprechaun proceeds to ram him viciously with his massive cock. The guy is taking it all in. Even though there's pain, just the thought of having 3 wishes makes the guy think it's all worth it. 10 minutes pass by and the leprechaun asks the guy how old he is. The guy says," I'm 34, Mr. Leprechaun. Why do you ask?" The leprechaun replies," And you still believe in leprechauns?"