... and he decided he'd spend it hunting. Even the torrential rain wouldn't deter him from his plans. He woke up early in the morning to prepare, before coming back to the bedroom to wake up his wife.
"Honey, you're going to do one of three things this morning; come out hunting with me, let me put it in your ass, or give me a blowjob." he declared.
His wife shook her head, and replied. "It's dumping buckets outside! I'm not going hunting with you! And there's no way I'm letting you put it in my ass. I choose the blowjob."
She pulled down his pants, and gagged.
"Ugh! Your dick smells like shit!" she shouted, plugging her nose.
"Yeah," Bill replied. "The dogs didn't want to come hunting with me either."
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