At the top secret aged care facility for superheroes, they were all sitting around reminiscing about the glory days when they were all at the height of their power.
Superman butted into the conversation and said “I don’t know why I am here; I am as powerful as I ever was.” He then said; see that man over there, with my X-ray eyes, I can see right through him. Batman said, “That’s the invisible man, we can all see right through him. Undeterred, Superman then put his fist right through a table he thought was made of steel, but Aquaman showed him that it was plastic.
Frustrated, Superman boasted about his super sight, and said I can see a horse, it must be ten miles away, and he pointed. Robin laughed, and said, “That’s no horse, that’s Wonderwoman and she’s only ten feet away.
Superman said “Wonderwoman, are you sure? Robin said yes, a bad facelift and bad boob job by Plastic Man (former superhero turned cosmetic surgeon), long silver hair and scoliosis do make her look a bit like a horse. Robin chuckled and said,"Who knew boobs could sag that much?"
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