"That's a lovely bike you've got there," says the police officer. "Did Santa get it for you?"
"Yes he did," replies the little girl.
"Well," says the police officer, "next year, tell Santa to put a rear reflector on it," and he fines her £35.
The girl looks at the police officer's horse, and says to him, "did Santa get you that horse?"
"Yes, he did," replies the police officer.
"Next year, tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it"
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