A male bear and a male mouse live in a forest squabbling with each other. They stumble upon a genie lamp. The genie pops out and say well done you both get three wishes
The bears first wish is that all the bears in the forest were female bears. The mouse wished for unlimited cheese. Both their wishes come true
The bears second wish is that all the bear in country were female bears. The mouse wishes for a holiday. Again both their wishes come true.
The bears final wish is that all the bears in the work are female bears. The mouse wishes for the bear to be gay
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