A man, a pig, and a dog are stranded on an island. Over the next few weeks the man grows increasingly horny, and decides to fuck the pig. However, every time the man drops his pants, the dog begins to growl and become very aggressive. Frustrated, he gives up.
One day the man sees something floating in the water. He swims out and discovers it is a beautiful woman who has been shipwrecked. Upon her rescue she tells the man, "Thank you for saving me! I'll do anything you ask of me! Really, anything at all!"
Without hesitation the man says "Take the dog for a walk!"
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