How to annoy the Hell out of a telemarketer

1.Get him/her confused
You:Hello
Telemarketer: May I speak with whoever
You:She cant talk, shes over at the vet getting her rabies shots
Telemarketer: Umm, exscuse me?
You: Well shes (think up a crazy name), our dog.
Shes back from the vet, hi!
Telemarketer: he will either hang up or think your kidding and
just say may I speak with her?
You:Shes actually deaf too though
Telemarketer:May I just speak with her
You: O.K, here she is
Say nothing for 20 seconds
Telemarketer:Hello? Hello?
You: I told you, shes disabled
Telemarketer: im convinced (click)


2.Make him/her feel bad
You:Hello
Telemarketer:May I speak with Mr.Smith/The person who is in
charge of the phone bill
You:Whimper twice: im afraid he passed away
Telemarketer: Im so sorry sir
You: that ok i'll get passed it(pretend to cry) Did you have any
special offers?
Telemarketer: Yes sir actually i did. You could get bla bla bla
bla bal
Think of a word he says and say something about your "dead
family member" that has to do with it. Example: If he says
something about a Gold platinum card, say gold was his favorite
color and cry again or if he says something about calling plan
say he always had plans in life and now he can never complete
them. There will be a word he says there that will work.
He will either get annoyed and hangup or he will say im so sorry
again and you must keep annoying him/her.


These have all worked for me, or you can just try Jerry
Sienfeld's idea. Remember?
Sienfeld:Hello
Telemarketer:Would you like to sign up for some special offer
Sienfeld:Well maybe but this isnt really a good time. Could you
give your home phone and I can just call you there?
Telemarketer: Well, we dont really like people doing that
Sienfeld: Wel Now you know how I feel(Click)