An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tube beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and
buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates
the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy
another mug of beer.
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