Little Johnny walks in on his parents haveing sex. As soon as he walks in his dad hurries and jumps to the floor and starts looking under the bed.
Little Johnny ask "DAD,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Dad replies "IM LOOKING FOR A DAMN RAT THAT I KEEP HEARING!!"
At that Little Johnny looks at his dad with a disturbed look on his face and say "SO ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK THE RAT TOO?"
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