Outside of the pet store is a parrot. As she walks past, the parrot yells at her "HEY LADY! YER FUCKIN' UGLY!" Shocked at this, the only thing she can do is gasp and keep walking.
On her walk home from work, she walks past the same pet store and the same parrot is outside. As she walks past it, the parrot yells at her again "HEY LADY! YER FUCKIN' UGLY!" Now she's a little upset, but ignores it and walks home.
The next morning she walks past the same pet store and the same parrot is outside again. She stares at it as she walks by and the bird yells "HEY LADY! YER FUCKIN' UGLY!" Now she's pissed and storms into the store and gives the manager an earful. "Your fucking bird insulted me all day yesterday and today! if it insults me one more time, I'll rip your balls off!" The manager is scared and replies "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll talk to the parrot and it won't happen again, I swear." And she storms off to work.
On her way home from work, she walks past the pet store and glares at the parrot. As she gets 10 feet from the store, the parrot yells coyly at her "HEY LADY... You know."
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