Three moles lived in a hole outside of a house. One day, they smelled the people in the house cooking breakfast. The first mole starts sniffing and says, "I smell pancakes!" The second mole says, "I smell syrup!" The third mole is behind the other two, starts sniffing and says, "All I smell is mole asses!"
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