They are all hanging out relaxing, when suddenly the Cuban takes out a cuban cigar. He takes 2 puffs of it and throws it overboard.
"What are you doing? thats a really nice cuban cigar!" he was asked.
"Oh its no big deal, where I'm from they are a dime a dozen."
Thats pretty bad ass everyone thought and they continued to relax.
Soon the Russian pulled out a bottle of some very nice russian vodka, pored himself 2 shots and threw it overboard.
"Whats the deal, that was very nice russian vodka!" he was asked
"Oh what that? Thats nothing, where i'm from vodka flows like water, its really not a problem."
Everyone thought this was pretty bad ass.
Soon they are relaxing again and the American thinks:
"Hmm what can i do to impress everybody?"
So he grabs the Mexican and throws him overboard.
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