I've hit my thumb with a hammer. I want to sue the maker of the hammer. I want to sue the shop who sold the hammer, I want to sue the chemists who sold me a sticking plaster that didn't cure me immediately. I want compensation for my damaged sex life (I don't have use of my thumb) I want compensation because my wife thinks I'm careless and this has hurt my feelings. I will sue the Government for not training me in hammer technology. I want legal aid because I've hit my thumb with a hammer and can't earn a living. oh yes, I want a new hammer. but a soft one that can't hurt anyone. During the run up to the Election, not one party has promised an inquiry in to victims of hammers nor offered to put money in to national hammer instruction. It's a disgrace.
Joke not mine, found off the web.
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