1) What do you get when you put four Mennonites in a car? Cousins.
2) Why do Mennonites have big noses? Because air is free.
3) What do you call a Mennonite coffee break? Menopause.
4) Why do Menno women wear long sleeves? They refuse to bare arms.
5) Why don't Mennonites have sex standing up? It might lead to dancing.
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