She's his dream girl, with long red hair, flawless hourglass figure, a stunning smile and intense blue eyes.
She sees him checking her out, and just as he's about to come over and introduce himself, she saunters over and says, "Hey, handsome. Do you like what you see?"
He nods. "Yes, ma'am, I sure do. I was just about to ask if you'd like to come up to my hotel room with me."
"Well, I'd love to. But the thing is, I'm a prostitute, so we'd have to discuss price. Are you okay with that?"
The country boy nods. "We all gotta make a living, ma'am. How much do you charge?"
"A handjob is five thousand dollars, cash."
"Five grand! Ain't no handjob in the world worth five grand!"
The prostitute leads him to the doors and points at a beautiful Ferrari parked in front of the casino. "See that car? That's mine. I own six just like it, and I paid for all of them just with the money I made giving handjobs. I promise you, it's worth it."
The country boy reluctantly agrees to give it a try. He pays her the five grand, they go up to her room, and she does her thing.
When she's done, he's completely satisfied. "Hot damn!" he says, "That really was worth every cent! But I can't stop there, how much for a blowjob?"
"Ten thousand."
"Ten thousand! You're shitting me, there's no blowjob in the world worth ten grand."
The prostitute gestures to her hotel room. "Sugar, this is a presidential suite in one of the most fabulous casino hotels in the world, and I've got it on reserve year-round. I've got ten others on the Strip just like it, all paid for just with money I make giving blowjobs. I promise you, it's worth it."
The country boy reluctantly agrees and gives her the money. She does her thing, and he's every bit as satisfied the second time. "Baby," he says. "I'm out of money, but you're amazing. I'm gonna hit the tables again tomorrow, how much do you charge for a proper fuck in the pussy?"
She goes over to the window and points to the Bellagio resort a ways down the strip. "Sweetheart, if I had a pussy, I'd own ten of those by now."
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