gay spiders


A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two
spiders mating.


"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked
"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs ?" the little girlasked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."


The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stamped them flat.


"Well, we're not having THAT sort of poofter shit in our
garden."

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