A Russian spy was told to try and infiltrate a top secret American research facility. The facility's name was Advanced Reconnaissance Manually Operated Robotics or A.R.M.O.R. HE was a deep cover agent so he was there for about 10-20 years stealing over a thousand diagrams and info for the Russians. The leader of the KGB (this was in the 60's) threw him a congratulatory dinner when he got back. The leader asked him "how the hell did you get all these secret's? "You were one of twenty agents working on this case and only you got anything. "Well" the spy replied "The first thing I did when I got there was find all the smartest Asian there and become friends with him. He's the one who gave me all my info" "That's amazing!" said the director "But why Asian? why not A white man or a black man?" the spy replied "The one thing that always works is finding a chink in the armor" BA DUM TISH
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