A man is on a bus, he needs to pay for his fair, but he doesn't have any change. Next to him, there's another man standing. "How should I address this stranger? You or sir?" the man thinks.
So let's think this logically. This is an express bus, the stranger didn't get off in the last stop, so he must be heading towards my town as it' is the last stop there. The stranger has flowers, this means the stranger is visiting a woman. The flowers are beautiful, this means he's visiting a beautiful woman. In my town, there are only two beautiful woman, one is my lover, the other is my wife. He can't be going to see my lover because I'm going there, which means he's going to see my wife. My wife has two other lovers - James and Mathew. Mathew is away for a business trip.
The man turns to the stranger "James, give me money for the bus fair!"
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