* when she wants to take a bath, She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water
* I crashed into her for 15 minutes
* I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
* She farted in the pool and flooded New Orleans
* when she steps on a scale it yells, "GET THE FUCK OFF"
* when she lies around the house, she lies AROUND the house
* she jumped out into the road and when I swerved to go around her, I ran out of gas!
* when she gets in the elevator, it HAS to go down
* her picture weighs 50 pounds
* if anybody wants to have sex with her, they have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
* she jumped into the air and got stuck.
* Her Patronus is a cake(added)
* when I rolled off her after sex - I was still ontop of her.
* she doesn't walk, she rolls.
* She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
* when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
* when she goes to the beach, PETA tries to rescue her.
* ... I pictured her in my head, and bitch broke my neck.
* we're all inside her right now
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