There was a man who riding his motorcycle from work. It started raining so water started leaking through his jacket zipper. Not wanting to get his shirt wet, he stops and turns his jacket backwards thinking the air wouldn't let water to leak in while he's riding. He gets back on and rides home. While he is riding, he gets in an accident and crashes. Soon after the ambulance comes and they call his wife. "Is my husband okay?" She asks. "Did he get hurt badly in the crash." The person calling her sadly says. "Your husband was fine after the crash, he had potential. You know, knocked out. But when we tried to turn his neck the right way is when he died. I'm sorry for your loss."
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