Friend: My Kelly Clarkson references have been stronger since you been gone
Me: they're killing me
Friend: You just need to catch your breath.
Me: I'll walk away now
Friend: so you're independent?
Me: Why do you have to make everything so complicated
Friend: What the hell man, that's Avril Livegne, not Kelly Clarkson
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