The white man sees a man who looks exactly like Jesus, so he goes to him and asks, jokingly, to cure him from his headache and Jesus Does so. Amazed that this had really worked, the white man Goes back to his friends and tells the story. So the Asian tries this as well and his broken leg is cured. After à while, Jesus comes to the black man and asks "what about you? Don't you have anything that needs to be cured?" to wich he answers "nigga, don't you dare touching me, I'm on sick-leave!"
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