I'M GOING FISHING Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.

I'M GOING FISHING Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. IT'S A GUY THING Means: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Means: Why isn't dinner already on the table? UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR... Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN Means: I have no idea how it works. I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND. Means: I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra. TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD. Means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR. Means: Are you still talking? YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. Means: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES. Means: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe. OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. Means: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt. HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING. Means: And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon. I CAN'T FIND IT. Means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless. WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME? Means: What did you catch me at? I HEARD YOU. Means: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me. YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE Means: I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse. YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. Means: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving. I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. Means: No one will ever see us alive again.