Niles: No, she won't be attending tonight. She in another one of her panics.
Frasier: Oh no, what's happened now?
Niles: Well, her friends have been taunting her for not having a smart phone. We've tried everything, I Phone and Galaxy. Poor thing can't muster the strength in her fingers to activate the touch screen. She has to yell for Marta the maid everytime the phone rings.
Frasier: Really, even an I phone?
Niles: I was surprised she even wanted to try it. I didn't think she would go for the brand. She usually doesn't like to buy things that remind her of food.
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