A little boy and little girl who are neighbors are playing outside. As they continue playing they both decide to get naked. Immediately after seeing the other's, errr private areas, they both get dressed and run home. The boy goes to his dad "Dad It was so weird she didnt have a- a this!" The father sits the boy down and jokingly says "Girls have garages. You got a truck son. One day you gotta put that truck in a garage." The little girl at the same time consults with her mon about what she saw. The mother explains "Well. Its like this. Little boys have trucks and you have a....garage. Promise mommy you wont let a boy put a truck in your garage?" The daughter nods and the kids go to sleep to play the next day. They eventually get down to the same thing. Both naked and playing. Only this time, after 5 minutes all you hear is screaming from the boy and both parents rush over to see what happened. The daughter proudly says "Mommy! Mommy! He tried to put his truck in my garage so I popped his tired!"
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