Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and deliver a
basket of goodies to Grandmother when her mother stopped her,
saying "Little Red, you had better be careful in the woods
because the Big Bad Wolf is out today. If he catches you, he is
going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little
red panties and fuck your little red socks off."
"Oh I'll be all right," Little Red answered as she pulled out a
rather large shotgun from the basket she was carrying. Assured
that her daughter would be safe, she allowed Little Red to leave
the house and begin the journey to Grandmother's house.
Along the trail in the woods Little Red came across her friends
the three little pigs (don't ask what they are doing in the
woods, after all it is just a joke)
"Little Red, Little Red," they called to her, "you had better be
careful because the Big Bad Wolf is in the woods today. He said
that if he catches you, he is going to lift up your little red
dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little
red socks off."
After showing them the shotgun and assuring her friends that she
would be all right, Little Red continued her journey to
Grandmother's.
Just then the Big Bad Wolf appeared and he said, "Little Red at
last I found you. You know what's going to happen now, right? I
am going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little
red panties and fuck your little red socks off."
"I don't think so..." Little Red replied as she leveled the
shotgun at the wolf. She then lifted up her little red dress,
and pulled down her little red panties and said, "you're going
to eat me just like the book says...."
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