A blind man and his dog.

A blind man and his seeing eye dog are waiting to cross a road at some traffic lights when the dog cocks his leg up and pisses on the blind man's trousers.
The blind man proceeds to get a dog biscuit out of his pocket to feed the dog.
A bystander says "excuse me sir, your dog just pissed on your leg and you are going to reward it with a biscuit?"
The blind man replies "I'm trying to work out which end is its head so I can kick it in the arse!"

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