If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis...

Escaped Convict...

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks...

Men and women are...

You can't have sex with them in public.

Voodoo Dick

A man returns from a business trip in New Orleans and he brings his wife home...

A woman and her...

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and...

There is this...

And so, one day, the bartender musters the courage to mention the funny look,...

I spot a...

I approach her and ask if she will have sex with me for a million dollars....

Pick-Up Rebuttal...

1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the...

Translating Menspeak

When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you...

My wife lost...

..of my gut, but we still have one thing in common: Neither one of us has...

Sex is a...

Sex is a misdemeanor...