Ice Fishing


These two guys up north wanted to go ice fishing, so they went to a bait shop. They got some bait and two boxes of icepicks. They went up to the clerk and payed for them. After that they went to the lake. About two hours later they came back to the bait shop and bought another two boxes of icepicks. When they went to pay for them, the clerk said "Man, you must be catching a lot". One of the guys told the clerk, "Heck no, we haven't even got the boat in the water yet!"

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