Oscar Meyer


One day a man went to the beach to drown himself when he saw a bottle. He brushed the sand off of it and a genie came out. 3 Wishes u know the drill, says the genie. So, the man wishes for a porche. Thre's his porche. He knows this is for real now, so he wisheds for the car to be filled with thousand dollar bills. POOF! There they are. He tells the genie to get back in so he can think of the ultamite wish. He then hops in his car, not the man wanting to commit suicide anymore. He was so happy he was singing! "I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner..." and POOF! he was an oscar meyer weiner.

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