A husband was sitting in a public place with his friend whose name was Jack , they were chatting and a girl came to Jack and start kissing him and telling him that she messed him and such kind of these stuff and it goes like that with almost every girl that walked by .
The husband was suprised " How you made all the girls love you ? my wife hates me and I don't know what to do" ! he said , " it's easy , just pinch her in the ass , girls love that " Jack answered .
The husband was very excited to try this trick on his wife , once he arrived home , he sneaked silently into the badroom and found his wife lying on her belly , he moved toward her quietly and pinched her in the ass with lots of horny emotions .
The wife streched on the bed even more and said " You came early today Jack "
sorry for the grammatical mistakes , I'm not a native english speaker and I just translated this Joke .
Edit1: I would be happy if you could correct my flaws for a better joke next time .
Edit2: **The other translated joke has been submitted :**
[The postman and kisses dilevery .](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1sfagl/the_postman_and_kisses_dilevery/)
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