a guy walks into a deli and is instantly greeted by a hot brunette behind the counter. "let me know when you're ready" she says he replies "ok" in a happy manor. Not knowing what he would like he starts to scan over the countless items on the board above the counter. Guy takes a step back, fazed by the selections. Not long after, he finds a "specials" section That reads "Turkey sandwich $3.00", "Cheese sandwich $2.50" and "handjobs $5.00" amazed and excited about what he will get he re-approaches the hot brunette at the counter "ready"she says "oh yea, but just a question... are you the one who gives the handjobs? "yes i am" she says with a little giggle The guy reaches back to grab his wallet and says "go wash your hands you dirty bitch, i'll have a cheese sandwich"
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