"My, what a big eyes you have, Grandma."
"The better to see you with, my dear."
"My, what a big nose you have, Grandma."
"The better to smell you with, my dear."
"My, what a big teeth you have, Grandma"
"The better to eat you with, my dear!!!"
"EAT, EAT, EAT! Doesn't anyone just fuck anymore?"
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