I went to the doctor the other day...

I thought I had depression. I told him everything I saw lost any richness and texture, nothing seemed entertaining anymore and everyone just seemed to be saying the same old shit again and again and no one meant anything anymore.

Turned out I was just watching a new episode of the Simpsons.

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