Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, My husband wants me to ask you... I know, I know, the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy. No, that's not it, Catherine confessed. He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.
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