A man is suffering from restless leg syndrome

After countless unsuccessful medical treatments he becomes discouraged thinking he will never be able to enjoy a good night's sleep due to the overwhelming tingling sensations he experiences through his legs at night.

Having exhausted every other option, he decides to try his luck with a witch doctor. He explains his symptoms to the witch doctor, and the doctor simply replies:

"I see...here's what you have to do. Take this potion and before going to bed rub it all over your legs. Then go out to a strangers home and knock on the door to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star. When they ask 'who is it?' you respond "tingles in my legs that just won't quit!" and you run home. This will free you of your problem and make it the problem of whoever answered the door"

Despite being somewhat sceptical at such a simple solution, the man pays the witch doctor and heads home. Later that night before going to bed he does exactly as the witch doctor instructed. He goes to his neighbor's door, knocks to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star, and upon hearing "who is it?" he replies "tingles in my legs that just won't quit!" and quickly runs home. Surprisingly, he no longer suffers from restless legs and is able to sleep like never before.

A couple of weeks later, right before going to bed he hears somebody knocking on his door to the tune of "twinkle twinkle little star". "I'm not falling for this one!", he says to himself. Thinking he will outsmart another one of the witch doctor's customers he says, "Who's there?". Upon hearing this the visitor replies, "Now your asshole's ripped and I don't care!"


My first attempt at a joke so be gentle!